I am sitting here at the table, alone;
Eating your last dish – the only one left.
I should have planned to put more aside, if only I’d known.
It is so sad to see our freezer void and wholly bereft.
Where to now – is it the Co-op or Iceland?
Sure to be something frozen or maybe canned.
Perhaps Marks & Sparks for more superior nosh,
Or splurge at Waitrose for something truly posh.
But change is afoot and Chefs must move on
Since as the years roll by, our lifetimes become shorter.
There are new roles to be played, new outfits to don.
And why not, for a change, do it all on water!