I am concerned about our moveable loo,
and the strangest of glances that it drew.
It moved with the flow
and when you wanted to 'go',
Your sense of alarm only grew.
I don’t wish to dwell on matters lavatorial,
yet I'm tempted to act dictatorial.
You see, I want my guests to feel unharrassed,
and not finding myself sorely embarrassed
to think that my hospitality is anything but cordial.
So, I took steps to remove this defect.
half-baked solutions I was resolved to reject.